alright. enough is enough. i'm sick of this. i don't like feeling bad and from this point on i'm not gonna. so troops..(actually lol, theres just one) what's crackalackin? hell i love that word!! i made it up ha aren't i cool or what?! really i'm not, i jus like that word lol. so i missed living single again tonight. figures! i was watching the kids. ah well. the queen will still be there tomorrow lol. i'm sleepy. ill go in a min. maybe. damn those curly fries were good tonight! took me long enough to finally get some. and yo, where my homie?! we need to write something..k? cool. i think all the yawning is going to my brain. lol..yes. i bet you just yawned now huh didnt ya huh huh?! right on.
My new favorite christmas song:
Merry Christmas From The Family -dixie chicks and rosie o'donnell
-intro-
(spoken) natalie- alright. well uh tonight we have something a little special seeing as how its the christmas season and all, thought we'd get everybody in the holiday spirit and we have a special guest thats gonna come out. we haven't really met her yet but rosie- hello everybody, how are ya? hello detroit, motor city! how ya girls doin? n-good r-good to see ya, nice to know ya. ya'll know me? i'm trixie dixie n-trixie dixie r-yep n-nice to meet you r-thank you uhh there was a contest down at my local 7-11 down in arkansas where i live. whoever could hold on to a dixie chick poster for the longest amount of time got to perform here in detroit. n-right r-i held on to that sucker for 14 days. n-(laughs) 14 days? r-14 days. i didnt eat i didnt sleep i wore a depends undergarment so if i had to go to the bathroom i just went right there and no one even knew it n-14 days r-14 days n-thats dedication r-so now im here to do a little song with ya'll n-okay r-somethin i wrote a few years back. i hope ya'll enjoy it.
(sung) (nat) Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk
At our Christmas party
We were drinkin' champagne punch and home-made eggnog (rosie) Little sister brought her new boyfriend He was a Mexican We didn't know what to think of him Till he sang "Feliz Navidad" "Feliz Navidad" that means merry christmas in espanol. thats what it means. sure does Brother Ken brought his kids with him The three from his first wife, Lynn And the two identical twins from his second wife, Mary-Nell (nat) He also brought his third wife, Kay Who talks all about AA Chainsmokin', while the stereo plays Noel Noel, The First Noel [chorus] (both) Carve the turkey, turn the ballgame on Mix margaritas when the eggnog's gone Send somebody to the QuicPac store We need some ice and an extension cord A can of bean dip and some some Diet Rites A box of tampons and some Marlboro Lights Hallelujah, everybody say, "cheese!" Merry Christmas from the family (nat) Fred and Rita drove from Harlejin I can't remember how I'm kin to them But when they tried to plug their motorhome in They blew our Christmas lights (rosie) Cousin David knew just what went wrong So we waited out on our front lawn He threw the breaker And the lights came on And we sang "Silent Night" Oh, "Silent Night" Oh, "Holy Night" (both) Carve the turkey, turn the ballgame on Make Bloody Marys cause we all want one Send somebody to the Stop N' Go We need a can of cheese and a can of fake snow A bag of corn-nuts and some Diet Sprites A box of tampons and some Salem Lights Hallelujah, everybody say, "cheese!" Merry Christmas from the family rosie-big ending girls Feliz Navidad n- merry christmas ya'll r- merry christmas god bless you dixie chicks god bless you band n-that was excellent thank you r-id love to stay but i gotta go n-you do r-i got songs to write, i love you. i love you, i love all of you, i love you. i love the motor city, i love you! i love you people! n- i think somebody who keeps their hand on our poster for 14 days needs some help
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